deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

officialwhitegirls:

communistbakery:

never gonna give y

odelling lessons

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"

katbas:

man expanded his dong on the bus

samzilla:

lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them

kyoufuu:

When everyone wants a good time

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When shit gets personal
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mariofartwii:

a boob on the tumblr??!?

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reallylameblog:

i love the mobile tumblr app so much sometimes i don’t even care what the original post said this is all I need to see